Parental struggles are hilarious at times. Some took to Twitter to share those sweet and funny moments.
Our children are very dear to us. But, none of us can deny the trouble they make. Every morning, we wage a tiny war with these tiny tots. From refusing to eat breakfast, banging the door shut on our faces to leaving the house in a mess, they have the ability to get our BP up effortlessly. While we find joy and satisfaction in raising and loving them, we cannot deny there are times we complain about their behavior and find humor in their stupidity. We use every little trick available to make them do the things we want.
When some of us share these funny stories and incidents with our partners, others share it with friends and family. Here are few parents who decided to tweet these ridiculous happenings on social media:
My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. pic.twitter.com/YEAqZx2wnr— Valerie Schremp Hahn 📰 (@valeriehahn) September 17, 2019
Me: I try really hard to not lie to my kids— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 15, 2019
Also me: We can’t go to Disney world it’s locked
I was reading to my kids today and in the story, there was a pregnant woman.— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 7, 2019
My 3 year-old asked, "What happened to her belly?"
I replied, "There's a baby in there."
3 was horrified; "She ate a baby?!"
Sensing a good opportunity, I said "Yes."
Sleep well tonight, kid.
Me: *calls child’s name*— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 6, 2019
Me: *calls child’s name*
Me: *opens candy wrapper*
Child: THAT BETTER NOT BE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY!!
At 2 1/2 year well check for my toddler:— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) November 7, 2019
Pediatrician: Is she mimicking behavior? Like, pretending to make phone calls like you do?
Me: Like pretending to shave her lady parts in the shower with a toy razor?
My husband and I decided we don't want to have children.— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) November 11, 2019
We will be telling them tonight.
Me: *spends time picking out stuffed animals I think my daughter will love and get attached to*— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) November 13, 2019
My daughter: *sleeps with and carries around a lemon*
[at my funeral]— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 11, 2019
MY KID: *leans into my coffin and whispers* can i play a game on your phone?
Non parents: This silence is nice— C͙a͙l͙l͙i͙o͙p͙e͙M͙o͙o͙n͙🌙 (@chellemybell22) November 7, 2019
Parents: *hears nothing* where the fuck are the kids and what are they doing!??
"Do NOT pee on your brother!"— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) October 22, 2019
And other things you hear in a public restroom that don't seem strange at all after you have kids.
7-year-old: *hands me a plate of toy food*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2019
Me: Mmm. Tastes like plastic.
7: Just like what you make.
Kid: My sandwich has too much peanut butter on it.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 9, 2019
Me: *makes new sandwich*
Kid: This one has too little.
Me: *makes one just right*
Kid: I don’t like peanut butter anymore.
I don’t know much, but I know that if you have a daughter under the age of 10 and you smell nail polish, a piece of your furniture is getting ruined.— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 28, 2019
toddler: I’m really high— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 11, 2018
me: He means tall
Me: Don’t do that.— Fowl Language Comics (@fowlcomics) November 8, 2019
Kids: We won’t.
Me: Please. It’s important you don’t.
Kids: We said we wouldn’t.
Me: Again, I can’t stress how important it is not to do that.
Kids: WE WONT!!!!!
Narrator: They immediately did that.
Me: *annoyed that 3yo never wants to get in the bath and then never wants to get out of bath*— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) November 13, 2019
Also me: *procrastinates getting in the shower because comfy and lazy and then doesn’t want to get out of the shower because comfy and lazy*
50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 13, 2019
I was in a family bathroom and as my 4yo unlocked the door my 2yo pushed the handicap button right as I started to pee so I had to watch the door slowly open knowing that I couldn't get up and I peed with the door wide open. I'm so blessed to have kids.— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) October 1, 2019
I’m just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something I can no longer remember because our kids interrupted us 175 times.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 24, 2019
What’s it called when you do everything possible to make people happy but nobody’s happy? Ah yes, parenthood.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 13, 2019