Couples are always learning new things about each other and quarantine seems to be doing just that.
Being at home with your partner all throughout the day due to the pandemic is challenging. However, it is also exciting as you learn new things about each other. You tend to notice their new habits and feel like you are rediscovering them after all these years together. Meanwhile, nobody can deny the uncalled drama that creeps into the house after seeing too much of each other.
While some couples are bottling up their thoughts, others are sharing it with on social media. Here are a few tweets that you will relate to if you are staying in quarantine with your partner.
TFW when your wife texts from the other room about your quarantine baking. pic.twitter.com/WApnXXl4Sv— Jacob Soboroff (@jacobsoboroff) April 11, 2020
Quarantine got me thinking of creative ass ways to pop out and scare my husband for entertainment purposes— Savannah Glembin (@Sav_Rosie) April 20, 2020
Husband: I can’t find the remote. Are you sitting on it again?— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 1, 2020
Husband: Stand up.
Me: I don’t want to.
Me: Because I’m probably sitting on the remote.
I’ve decided to turn the spare bedroom into an extra dining room so my husband can chew apart from me.— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 30, 2020
Husband last year: What do you mean she's "mean" to you? She's 2. They're kids. It shouldn't hurt your feelings.Husband during quarantine: *crying into gallon of ice cream* I just don't know why she'd say that to me? And she just screams at me all the time.Welcome to my world— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) April 17, 2020
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020
I told my wife the grocery store didn’t have something she asked me to get and, for the first time ever, she believed me.— Dad Bits (@DadBits) March 15, 2020
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) April 4, 2020
If this craziness has taught us anything, it’s that before getting married you should think long and hard about whether you could survive an indefinite quarantine with that person— VodkaAndStringCheese (@VodkaAndCheeze) March 16, 2020
Me:— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 15, 2020
Me: *looks at phone*
Husband: What are you up to?
All these poor newlyweds in quarantine just aging their marriages in dog years.— Roy 🇨🇦🌾 (@MyNameIsArchaic) April 15, 2020
What level of quarantine is it when u reuse your wife's empty cereal bowl and spoon for your own cereal cause you don't wanna dirty a other dish?— Dadman Quarantined (@dadmann_walking) March 21, 2020
Me - I can't find the sea salt.— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) March 30, 2020
Wife - It's next to the paprika.
Me - No it isn't.
(she comes in to look, a bottle of sea salt magically appears right next to the paprika)
Wife: What movie should we watch?— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 3, 2020
Me: That depends. Are you going to stay awake past the opening credits?
Wife: *already asleep*
Wife: Did you tell the kids to drop out of school?— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) April 15, 2020
Me: They don’t like their teacher
Wife: I’m their teacher
Me: And I’m their guidance counselor
Hiring a sky writer to remind my wife about the time I emptied the dishwasher.— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) March 21, 2020
Big thanks to my wife for instituting “family exercise time” after I was two drinks in— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 17, 2020
Quarantine Day 2, Hour 689- I’ve become very aware of my husband’s toenails and I’d like to be voted off the island now.— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 17, 2020
Today my husband replaced 4 of our toilets, 3 faucets, a mailbox, a dishwasher and started building our back deck.I watched 2 movies, took a nap and made oatmeal in the crockpot all while day drinking.As you can see we are both living our best quarantined life.— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) March 22, 2020